Coming Clean

Coming Clean

If you go to the toilet
And make a smear
It’s not polite
To leave it there
Look to the side
You’re sure to find
A tool to clean
If you’re so inclined
The toilet brush
Is always there
Pick it up
If you dare
Grip the shaft
And work the head
Round and round
That stain might spread
Work it harder
Scrub that shit
Your arm gets tired
But you commit
Rub it good
Rub it hard
Really go
That extra yard
Till finally
That stain is gone
The toilet brush
Has finally won
That humble tool
Has saved your pride
And thanks you for
The thrilling ride

5 Comments

  1. Please tell me you run a house cleaning business.

    1. Author

      Sure thing! $99 per hour plus travel time at $33 p/h

      1. What if… what if I won’t need the whole hour?

        1. Author

          No partials for the cleaning, sorry! Travel time I charge to the nearest half hour though.

          1. Oh alright. $99 + travel does seem pretty steep for a ½-minute mess. *darn*

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