You know it should be criminal
You make me feel so liminal
Our love is so rhetorical
Want to hear it metaphorical
Or a simile so hysterical
It really is a miracle
Falling for you was like falling under a bus
A smear on the pavement, left in your dust
I staggered upright keen to go again
This time it was like being hit by a train
Alex: So the miracle here is that anyone is still reading, right?
Me: (scowling) Go away Alex.
Alex: (grinning) Hey baby?”
Me: (sighs) What?”
Alex: I’m occupying a liminal space right now you know
Me: Really? Do tell.
Alex: Do you sort of want to kill me right now?
Me: Maybe a little bit. Why?
Alex: I’m on the threshold between life and death.
Me: (shakes head) Yeah, I’m liminal too then.
Alex: I’d never kill you babe, you’re safe.
Me: You might not kill me but you almost drive me crazy.
Alex: Only almost? I better try harder!