D: So we’re perplexed today?
Alex: (smirks) Yeah man, frown and look confused
D: (frowns) You know what I find perplexing?
Alex: (mumbles) Oh I can’t wait to hear this this little nugget of wisdom
D: (mumbles) You’re a fucktard
Alex: (glares at D) What?
D: (glares back) You! What are you still doing here? Didn’t you have a story already?
Alex: (scoffs) No
D: (mutters) You did so
Alex: (sighs) Listen Princess, you’re pretty new around here but I’m sure you’re not a total moron –
Alex: What? I said not a total moron? Anyway, you’ll learn. Sometimes you’re in a story then you’re not. Or your story is taking a really long time to write. Like those guys (points to a table in the corner)
D: (startled) Fuck, where did they come from?
Alex: (yawns) Relax D, you don’t even notice them after a while
D: (stares at the table for a while then shudders) Poor bastards
Alex: Ignore them, she is
D: She’s ignoring us too isn’t she?
Alex: Be grateful, no kilts tonight